Theological Pantsing, or the Moral Problem of Hell (Hell Series Part 3)

At the close of the 20th century Stephen King wrote that if he were a different kind of writer,

“I might never have … gotten a letter from some helpful fundamentalist fellow who wants me to know that I’m going to burn in hell, where all my millions of dollars won’t buy me so much as a single drink of water” (Stephen King, On Writing, 188).

When talking about hell, that about sums it up, doesn’t it? The moralist—or prude, or bigot, or your Red State caricature of a seething sociopath—launches the threat of hell at unsuspecting folk as they pass by. To me, this approach has all the elegance of pantsing a rape victim in the street—a theological pantsing, of course, which justifies it for some.

While Pascal hedged his bets against hell, there have been critics of Christianity who find the doctrine of hell itself to be a central moral problem. Famously ironic, Voltaire said that Hell was:

“A cooking stove which heats the sacerdotal sauce-pan here below. It was founded on behalf of our priests, to the end that the latter may never be wanting in good cheer.”

In a less clever way, he lays out what for him is a central conflict:

“The good news that the gospel of the Christians came to announce to them is that their God is a God of wrath, that he has predestined the far greater number of them to hell-fire, that their happiness depends on their pious imbecility, their holy credulity, their sacred ravings, on the evil they do to one another through hatred of one another,…and on their antipathy for and persecution of all who do not agree with them or resemble them.” (Voltaire, “Philosophical Dictionary”).

A century before Stephen King, the logic of Voltaire’s critique was captured in the rhetorical force of anti-Christian preacher, Robert Ingersoll. Here he tells the story of a sermon based on The Parable of the Rich Man and Lazarus in Luke 16. It is an important parable—if indeed it is a parable—in the discussion of hell. Here Ingersoll finds it transformative.

“I had no desire to be ‘converted,’ did not want a ‘new heart’ and had no wish to be ‘born again.’
“But I heard one sermon that touched my heart, that left its mark, like a scar, on my brain.
“One Sunday I went with my brother to hear a Free Will Baptist preacher. He was a large man, dressed like a farmer, but he was an orator. He could paint a picture with words.
“He took for his text the parable of ‘the rich man and Lazarus.’ He described Dives, the rich man—his manner of life, the excesses in which he indulged, his extravagance, his riotous nights, his purple and fine linen, his feasts, his wines, and his beautiful women.
“Then he described Lazarus, his poverty, his rags and wretchedness, his poor body eaten by disease, the crusts and crumbs he devoured, the dogs that pitied him. He pictured his lonely life, his friendless death.
“Then, changing his tone of pity to one of triumph—leaping from tears to the heights of exultation—from defeat to victory—he described the glorious company of angels, who with white and outspread wings carried the soul of the despised pauper to Paradise—to the bosom of Abraham.
“Then, changing his voice to one of scorn and loathing, he told of the rich man’s death. He was in his palace, on his costly couch, the air heavy with perfume, the room filled with servants and physicians. His gold was worthless then. He could not buy another breath. He died, and in hell he lifted up his eyes, being in torment.
“Then, assuming a dramatic attitude, putting his right hand to his ear, he whispered, ‘Hark! I hear the rich man’s voice. What does he say? Hark! “Father Abraham! Father Abraham! I pray thee send Lazarus that he may dip the tip of his finger in water and cool my parched tongue, for I am tormented in this flame.”
‘Oh, my hearers, he has been making that request for more than eighteen hundred years. And millions of ages hence that wail will cross the gulf that lies between the saved and lost and still will be heard the cry: “Father Abraham! Father Abraham! I pray thee send Lazarus that he may dip the tip of his finger in water and cool my parched tongue, for I am tormented in this flame.”’
“For the first time I understood the dogma of eternal pain—appreciated ‘the glad tidings of great joy.’ For the first time my imagination grasped the height and depth of the Christian horror. Then I said: ‘It is a lie, and I hate your religion. If it is true, I hate your God.’
“From that day I have had no fear, no doubt. For me, on that day, the flames of hell were quenched. From that day I have passionately hated every orthodox creed. That Sermon did some good” (Robert Ingersoll, “Why I am an Agnostic“).

It’s probably true that part of the shine on Ingersoll’s speech is that he is earning his penny to preach. And it’s also true that my students easily point out the logical flaws in his sermon, like his cultural experience of Christianity, his judgment of the whole based on the part, and his argument that the religious are bound to their religion by their upbringing, but apparently his alone is immune.

But critiques aside, here is the testimony of an intelligent man for whom the doctrine of hell—at least as it was preached in 19th century America—was reason itself to reject the faith. At the altar that day, one man cried out his hatred to God for sending people to an everlasting, conscious, place of non-restorative torture.

Bertrand Russell too addresses the problem of hell in “Why I am Not a Christian.” In Traveling Mercies, Anne Lamott tells of a favourite teacher who converted to Christianity. She speaks of her feeling of betrayal, and her response:

“We read the great atheists, studied their reasoning, especially Bertrand Russell’s essay ‘Why I am Not a Christian,’ which we basically memorized” (Anne Lamott, Traveling Mercies: Some Thoughts on Faith, 22).

I must admit that I struggle to see Russell’s impact. I find his argument thin and his tone arrogant. It lacks Ingersoll’s elegance, and I find it roughly equivalent to the theological pantsing of the “Yer Gonna Burn!” crowd. Yet I continue to assign it because students get it, and it resonates with some at a deep level.

Perhaps the essay connects with some because it includes a simple argument about how Jesus was not the greatest of men, nor even the best. Hell is central to that argument.

“There is one very serious defect to my mind in Christ’s moral character, and that is that He believed in hell. I do not myself feel that any person who is really profoundly humane can believe in everlasting punishment. Christ certainly as depicted in the Gospels did believe in everlasting punishment, and one does find repeatedly a vindictive fury against those people who would not listen to His preaching — an attitude which is not uncommon with preachers, but which does somewhat detract from superlative excellence. You do not, for instance find that attitude in Socrates” (Bertrand Russell, “Why I am Not a Christian”).

Christopher Hitchens restated the claim more recently, but no less poignantly:

“it is only in the reported observations of Jesus that we find any mention of hell and eternal punishment. The god of Moses would brusquely call for other tribes, including his favorite one, to suffer massacre and plague and even extirpation, but when the grave closed over his victims he was essentially finished with them unless he remembered to curse their succeeding progeny. Not until the advent of the Prince of Peace do we hear of the ghastly idea of further punishing and torturing the dead” (Christopher Hitchens, God is Not Great: How Religion Poisons Everything, 175-176).

While we can debate Russell, Ingersoll, Voltaire, and Hitchens about their individual presentations—none of them are really rigorous treatments—their rhetoric captures something that is true of at least my culture and my generation.

Pascal’s wager—that it is better to believe and risk being wrong than to disbelieve and risk the chance of going to hell—is distasteful to my generation. It is distasteful to me. My generation has no interest in eternity wagered on technicalities, nor the venomous presentation of the doctrine of hell—“good cheer” as Voltaire calls it. We are not moved by it. And it is difficult for us to see what true faith—or transformation of the cosmos, which is at the heart of the gospel—could occur based on a response to God founded solely on fear. Indeed, we may suspect that fear-based religion would produce disciples who launch angry epithets at bestselling authors or picket the funerals of gay suicide victims.

So the value of these anti-Christian social commentators is that they bring forward for us poignantly the problem of hell—that a loving, redemptive God condemns those unbelievers or disbelievers to an everlasting, conscious torment for no reason except punishment—while capturing the leitmotif of a generation that disbelieves this doctrine. Any response we may have has two account for these twin streams of thought rooted deep in our culture`s worldview.

This is Part 3 of a Series on Hell throughout Fall 2012. This article leads to responses from C.S. Lewis and Peter Kreeft next week, and then Rob Bell and Francis Chan the following week. Part 1 of the Hell Series was “Wormwood Reborn? A Screwtapian Look at The Gates by John Connolly.” and Part 2 was Kreeft’s essay on Hell.

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About Brenton Dickieson

“A Pilgrim in Narnia” is a blog project in reading and talking about the work of C.S. Lewis, J.R.R. Tolkien, and the worlds they touched. As a "Faith, Fantasy, and Fiction" blog, we cover topics like children’s literature, apologetics and philosophy, myths and mythology, fantasy, theology, cultural critique, art and writing. This blog includes my thoughts as I read through Lewis and Tolkien and reflect on my own life and culture. In this sense, I am a Pilgrim in Narnia--or Middle Earth, or Fairyland. I am often peeking inside of wardrobes, looking for magic bricks in urban alleys, or rooting through yard sale boxes for old rings. If something here captures your imagination, leave a comment, “like” a post, share with your friends, or sign up to receive Narnian Pilgrim posts in your email box. Brenton Dickieson is a father, husband, friend, university lecturer, and freelance writer from Prince Edward Island, Canada. You can follow him on Twitter, @BrentonDana.
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20 Responses to Theological Pantsing, or the Moral Problem of Hell (Hell Series Part 3)

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  2. Brian M says:

    I think part of the secret to understanding Russell is understanding who his mother-in-law was and how that may have created some antagonism towards Christian faith in particular.

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    • Which mother-in-law? He had a half dozen!
      But that would presume that his disbelief was emotional, rather than rational.

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      • Brian M says:

        HWS is the mother-in-law I was thinking of. And I don’t think Pascal talked about hell in his wager. I think in that section of Pensees he’s talking about the beauty of a life lived for God being a win-win whether your wager turns out to see God does exist or turns out he doesn’t. It’s the quality of life he’s talking about, not avoiding hell.

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        • For anyone peeking in, Brian is right–at least in my limited reading of Pascal. When we discuss the Wager in class, I contrast Life with God with Infinite Nothingness. The second step in the cost-benefit analysis is to add Hell, which is how the Wager is popularly presented in my experience. The third step is to talk about Pascal’s “Fake It Till You Make It Advice.”

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  3. jubilare says:

    It’s a question I’ve struggled with too, but I think I struggle more with the fact that what is good in us (compassion, empathy, mercy) can be a catalyst for turning us against God.

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  4. In my opinion (and it is just that) the biggest problem we have is that we can’t imagine what life devoid of God could possibly be like. My first introduction to christianity was a hell-fire and brimstone sermon which literally scared me away from the church for a few years, fortunately a God-wrought bridge drew me back. I’m looking forward to the rest of your series.

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    • In a sense, I wish I hadn’t started the series, but it is in conversation.
      Do you remember in the movie Dogma when the angels on earth are discussing the absence of the presence of God in the parking garage? That’s pretty well done, and might hint at the presence. Then God (as Alanis Morisette) speaks and all who hear explode. Pretty cool.
      But infinite distance?

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  5. robstroud says:

    It’s a terrible predicament to be trapped trying to explain a challenging doctrine (about eternal separation from God) rather than focusing on the good news that Jesus Christ is the Answer to everyone’s questions about grief, loneliness, disappointment, etc.

    Clergy who think that preaching hell-fire is the way to make converts are missing the heart of the Scriptures, to say the very least.

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  6. The interesting thing about Ingersoll et al. is that their rejection of Christianity isn’t really a rejection of the truth of the doctrine at all. They’re rejecting God’s nature, not critiquing His being. They call themselves atheists or agnostics, but dismissing God based on the dis-likability of caricatured Christians or oversimplified Christian doctrine doesn’t really have very much at all to do with the point. If we have to depend on the logic of their argument, they’re no more atheist or agnostic than was Milton’s Satan.

    One has to wonder if the thing that really bothers them isn’t just the fact that Christians keep insisting that Hell is such a bad place….

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